Saturday, July 11, 2009

The Condom! A funny Story

This is a very funny story. Today I spent the day with my mom. We had alot of fun. Then I came home..
My husband was acting strange and very worried and depressed. We went outside and talked. Apparently he had found a condom by the bathroom and his first thought was that I was cheating on him. It hurt at the time because I would never do something like that to him.
I didn't know where it had come from. Neither did he know either. We went inside still stressed and confused about this fricken condom. Where had it come from and how did it get here?
My mom asked me what was wrong. At first I was a little reluctant to tell her. I caved and told her that my husband had found a condom. She started laughing.
She told me about how she had found two of my condoms that she had given me from like forever ago. Also how she had put them in a basket in the closet. The same basket that I had grabbed some razors from the other day. It made total sense and I started to laugh.
When I grabbed the razors I must have grabbed the condom too. I didn't see it and it must have slipped out when I took them to the bathroom. I told my husband and he was so relived about this. He didn't laugh because he was stressing so much over this condom that it made him sick.
My mom couldn't stop giggling because she wished he would have thought that they might be hers. We wouldn't think of that one because she hasn't dated forever.. lol. I look back and think its hilarious!!

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